Urban Chef

  1. masturbraiding:

    Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

    (via amusingdaleks)


  2. Anonymous said: It's so impressive that you like snakes and spiders and moths. Any other girl would run away screaming, lol. 10 points to you for not being like that. Thank god.


    i literally don’t even know what to say

    i am lost for words

    fuck outta here with your weird patronizing sexist bullshit and have fun never touching a girl ever 


  3. starrygardevoir:




    Kiyomi’s dinner of pinto beans & quinoa with Vegedog™ supplement & a dash of garlic. Going to mix in a bit of Natural Balance vegan formula kibble for added crunch.

    You’re gonna kill your dog you twat

    What a well layed out, intellectual argument! Your calling me names has convinced me, I will surely change my ways now!

    Get off the computer & do something useful with your life.

    How about you get off the computer and feed your dog some fucking meat?
    Dogs absolutely /cannot/ live a healthy life just from eating fucking vegan food.
    They can survive, yeah, but not healthily. If you’re going to own a dog, educate yourself, and realize that a dog’s digestive system isn’t made for plants and your dumbass “vegan dog food” bullshit. If you are going to continue feeding your poor animal this vegan food, look into finding him new, proper owners that will treat it properly and with respect.

    “How about you get off the computer”

    How ‘bout you take your own advice?


  4. koalatea:

    i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

    (via sassyqueenhistoria)


  5. rickyhitler:



    It is unfortunate that typical exercise tools like the Spring Pole and Flirt Pole are considered “Dog Fighting Paraphernalia”.

    People who own breeds other than APBT’s use these tools…does that mean they also fight dogs? 

    What will the HSUS and SPCA label as Dog fighting paraphernalia next? Dog food?…they are a joke and the reason why so many good APBT owners get into trouble with the law just because they own one of these tools.

    The spring and flirt pole are excellent ways to tire out high energy dog’s and provide good exercise. I myself use a flirt pole on a daily basis to exercise my Bull breed mutt dog. So does that make me a dog fighter? I think not.



    I wonder how long until the SPCA comes and arrests me for using a flirt pole with my cat..

    (via weaselwoman)


  6. thatlizardcamefromthemoon:

    #animal death #animal abuse


    The pictures above were taken on August 29th, 2014 by a member of a bearded dragon community. These bearded dragons are being kept at Exotic ARC located in St. Louis, MO. The conditions the bearded dragons are kept in are clearly deplorable. There are way too many housed altogether, their tank is obviously hardly cleaned, many of the dragons are lethargic and some are even possibly dead.

    These guys pride themselves in being reptile experts. If they cannot even take care of bearded dragons, how are they caring for the more ‘intermediate’ reptiles in the store? Many people have witnessed the other reptiles in the store being neglected just as bad, with one person saying the following:

    The animals had no water. The baby leopard geckos were eating each other. Dead animals everywhere in the cages. They also way too many baby chameleons in one cage and at least 10 dead ones at the bottom. The smell in there is horrific.” 

    They also have been seen to give incorrect advice on how to care for reptiles. Someone who posted looking for advice on how to take care of a turtle they found was told that all they needed was a ‘full spectrum light’ to take care of the turtle, while in reality they need an actual UVB light as well as a heat lamp. See the following:

    A group of us have been trying to go on their facebook to bring attention to these issues to not only the owner but also the customers. They simply delete the posts once they get online.

    What we can do:

    Leave a review on their Facebook page (they can’t delete reviews, they can only hide the review page itself if they choose to)

    Contact FOX 2 news in St. Louis to cover the deplorable conditions these animals are being kept in

    Contact the Missouri Department of Agriculture 

    Contact the City of St. Louis Animal Care & Control 

    Bring Exotic ARC to the attention of USARK (United States Association of Reptile Keepers)

    Contact James Brumley and tell him to fix the horrible conditions of his store

    It is amazing and horrible that this store has remained operating for as long as it has if it subjects its reptiles to these conditions. Stores like these give a bad name to other small businesses that go out of their way to properly care for their reptiles.

    If anybody who lives around the area could travel to the store to gather more proof of the blatant neglect taking place, that would be much appreciated. 

    (via weaselwoman)


  7. Don’t rush to squeeze in a door behind me & act surprised when I accidentally whack you with my bike tire. When I see someone hoisting a big piece of steel over their shoulder, I usually give them a couple feet.


  8. How do you define “victory?”


  9. Most people don’t have empathy. They have empathy for individuals who share their values, beliefs systems, socio-economic backgrounds, etc.

    Show them someone who’s different from themselves, however, and suddenly they could care less what a person goes through. Such a person isn’t empathetic. Such a person only cares about her/himself & others like her/him.

    This is the definition of identity politics.


  10. rockitdarlin:




    Some more reasons why I won’t join any sort of social justice movement.



    The real reason you don’t join a social justice movement: you don’t give a fuck about anyone but yourself.

    If you don’t think the greater cause is more important than some “bad” apples, then you didn’t really care in the first place.

    I wanted to go back to this initial reblog & point out that while “not giving a fuck about anyone but yourself” may indeed be a possible reason as to why some people don’t “join” social justice movements, it is not the only reason, by far.

    For example, some individuals may not “join” social justice movements simply because they question the value of involving themselves in such movements, or they suffer so greatly from cynicism & feelings of powerlessness that they never make it as far as “joining” a social justice movement, even though they do see a hypothetical benefit in doing so.

    Basically, there are an infinite number of psychological explanations as to why someone might not “join” social justice movements, not all of which can be explained by apathy / selfishness.

    That’s the truth.